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Silent Hill Homecoming’s Release & Thoughts on the series

It’s been nearly a decade since the first installment of Silent Hill first graced our Playstations. It looked great at the time, regardless of what SH-noobs say about the graphics now. For 1999, it was made of pure awesome. I was 18 and just about to graduate high school. The PSX was downstairs and my […]

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

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The Untold Story

Some body parts wash up on the beach in Hong Kong. Flash back to a few days ago, when Wong Chi Hang, a waiter, was gambling with some coworkers and the boss. Wong Chi Hang cheated, and when the boss refused to pay up or give him the restaurant, he killed him, his wife, his […]

Thursday, February 24th, 2005

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Velvet Goldmine (1998)

Quite possibly the biggest-budget fanfilm ever made, Velvet Goldmine is a bizarre pastiche of the fictionalized lives of David Bowie, Mick Jagger and Iggy Pop, among others. If you know nothing about any of these folks, you may be able to mistake it for a fairly original film, and I have met people who have […]

Tuesday, February 24th, 2004

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Venus in Furs

It should be stated right off that this has nothing to do with the book of the same title by de Sade. Apparently, AIP insisted on the title and Franco conceded by allowing this change and putting Maria Rohm walking downstairs in a fur coat a few times. But on to the story… Trumpet player […]

Tuesday, February 24th, 2004

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Female Trouble

Female Trouble details the life on Dawn Davenport (Divine), from her early days as a schoolgirl, to her last words. After a fight with her parents about not getting cha cha heels for Christmas, Dawn runs away. A man (also played by Divine) picks her up and has sex with her on the side of […]

Saturday, January 24th, 2004

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The Video Dead

This is one of those movies you use as a bookend, or maybe put under the leg of a wobbly table. If you come across this one, whatever you do with it, don’t watch it. You’ll regret it. The bad acting at the beginning of the film tips you off to the crap that will […]

Monday, February 24th, 2003

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Win a copy of Bruce Campbell’s autobiography!

email your submission to >< with your mailing address and name. no more than two entries per person Deadline: October 1 2002

Saturday, August 24th, 2002

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The Warlock (Julian Sands) is trying to put together all the pages of the Grand Grimiore. When he does this, he will be looked upon as Satan’s son. In the meantime, he ends up in the home of Kassandra (Lori Singer) and steals her bracelet, causing her to age twenty years a day. A man […]

Sunday, February 24th, 2002

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Well, you can’t say they didn’t try.. This movie has it all: an evil midget, an evil giant, zombies, mummies, vampires, werewolves, cops with cheap sunglasses, a plot to end to the world… even the Marquis de Sade. Phew! It starts out with two girls getting an invitation to a private waxwork show. For one […]

Saturday, February 24th, 2001

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Fake Blood

Stuff you need: Sugar-one 4 or 5 pound bag; 2 to 3 bottles of red food coloring; powdered milk (smallest box you can find); a few drops each of blue and green food coloring (or one of those larger 16 oz bottles, in which case you’ll have lots extra); jars or containers to store blood […]

Tuesday, October 24th, 2000

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